Score: 7

"Interesting..."

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 17, 2009

It's a nice idea, but it's just sloppy and a failed attempt. On to the review!

Now the animation is just awesome. The character's sprite animation is fluid and detailed. I don't really have any problems with the well-drawn backgrounds, characters, or anything else. That's one of the strong points of this game.

The gameplay is where this game is sloppy. Well, yes I am playing on IE, but this is the review by MY opinion. Now, since the character seems unathletic, I could understand he would be a bit more complex to control than other characters. Unfortunately, his constant tripping, unlikely chances of making simple wall jumps, and constant "screwdriver" falls are a major flaw of this game. If this happened only some of the time, this game wouldn't have so many problems. The ledges, jumps, traps, etc. are tricky, and require some momentum the conquer them and good timing which is difficult with the characters sloppy movement. Simple jumps turn into hellish puzzles as the character is very unfit for platforming. I understand this game is meant to be hard, but this is just plain CHEAP. The game's slippery controls take the fun out of the many leaps and slides. and make the gameplay repetitive and hard to play. Don't get me wrong i like hard games, but when the character SUCKS TOTAL ASS at platforming that's a problem. Which leads me to my next part to review.

The plot is apparently some kid, who got his brother kidnapped and needs a certain corse, THAT CONVENIENTLY is the prize of a Japanese obstacle course game show. The kid needs to win each course to get closer and closer to save his brother, despite his out-of-shape condition. The idea of using an unfit character is new and challenging. but the idea of this doesn't work very well, unless upgrades are available or an option to make your character's stats better. The plot is pretty good for a Newgrounds game, and the gameshow's difficulty is consistent as the puzzles vary in their difficulty and it proves fun at points.

The music is pretty basic, it's average really so not much to say there. It's upbeat, and fits a Japanese Game Show.

In conclusion, Ching Chong Beautiful is an innovative game, but the character's disability hinder this from receiving a higher score. It's average.

Animation: 5/5
Gameplay: 6/10
Plot: 4/5
Music: 4/5

Overall: 7.3/10

I'm probably gonna get this as a useless review, but I'm simply expressing my honest opinion. But I do think this is a decent challenge that might suck you in for a bit, before you get bored of the uneccesary, tripping, falling etc.

Have a nice day. guys!

Score: 10

"Pew pew chew!"

submission: Gunny Bears

date: November 30, 2009

Wait...what? On to the review!

Since this IS a stopmotion flick which is rare on Newgrounds, framerate will be replaced for animation.

The framerate is fluid, creative, (like the candy corn gun shot indications) and mouthwatering. It's pretty damn good in a nutshell.

The comedy/creativity of this is a humorous candy war, as candy corn is used for gun shots, and blood is indicated by...well, I'm not sure what type of candy you used but it WAS a red fruit snack.It's a creative candy-filled comedy war that ends up being a total waste of good candy....poor fallen gummy bears. They probably rotted or something. =/

The plot is just EPIC. Candy + Random Wars + Plot twist= EPIC. Nuff' said.

Overall it's a sugary gun fight of bliss to your eyes and supposedly your mouth since some people may try and imagine eating candy while watching this. The bit at the end just adds to this score by a lot, especially how some of us WANT some o' that there candy.

Framerate/work: 5/5
Comedy/creativity: 10/10
Plot: EPIC 5/5 (Which means more than 5/5...complicated)

Conclusion: 10/10

OK, now I need some candy. Luckily, I stocked up on extra candy after passing out most of it from Halloween....KTHXBAI.

Score: 10

"Just Awesome"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 25, 2009

As if Dr. Mario didn't have good enough music! Genius! On to the review!

The animation is pretty fluid and syncs with the song's lyrics and tune. It works very well.

The music is a remixed version of Dr. Mario's "fever" theme and add BrentalFloss's EPIC singing voice into the mix. Catchy, upbeat, and all around funny.

The lyrics are humorous like the high five part, and when the enemies are holding up signs saying that Mario is a bad doctor. The part where he quickly names diseases is probably the best part as there are a few cameo appearances. Couldn't have done it better myself.

Overall, this is a catchy classic parody of an ALREADY catchy classic.

Animation: 5/5
Music: 10/10
Lyrics: 5/5

Perfect score. This is one of Floss' best piece of work. You should make more animations with him.

Score: 9

"Onto the teabagging..Uh I mean review"

submission: Grunt-ish HALO

date: September 29, 2009

It's a pretty catchy acapella, but the voice could be a bit more high pitched. This would make a great Halo machinima if someone talented with that found this.

Score: 9

"I like....."

submission: I LIKE YOUR HAT

date: September 11, 2009

your hat! Wait...you're not wearing one? Well, I like the song.

Score: 10

"Calming and Epic"

submission: Donkey Kong Aquatic Ambience

date: August 28, 2009

That's what this feels like. I thought it would be ya know more fast sounding. But this is a classic DK song. It's covered nicely.