Score: 7

"Interesting..."

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 17, 2009

It's a nice idea, but it's just sloppy and a failed attempt. On to the review!

Now the animation is just awesome. The character's sprite animation is fluid and detailed. I don't really have any problems with the well-drawn backgrounds, characters, or anything else. That's one of the strong points of this game.

The gameplay is where this game is sloppy. Well, yes I am playing on IE, but this is the review by MY opinion. Now, since the character seems unathletic, I could understand he would be a bit more complex to control than other characters. Unfortunately, his constant tripping, unlikely chances of making simple wall jumps, and constant "screwdriver" falls are a major flaw of this game. If this happened only some of the time, this game wouldn't have so many problems. The ledges, jumps, traps, etc. are tricky, and require some momentum the conquer them and good timing which is difficult with the characters sloppy movement. Simple jumps turn into hellish puzzles as the character is very unfit for platforming. I understand this game is meant to be hard, but this is just plain CHEAP. The game's slippery controls take the fun out of the many leaps and slides. and make the gameplay repetitive and hard to play. Don't get me wrong i like hard games, but when the character SUCKS TOTAL ASS at platforming that's a problem. Which leads me to my next part to review.

The plot is apparently some kid, who got his brother kidnapped and needs a certain corse, THAT CONVENIENTLY is the prize of a Japanese obstacle course game show. The kid needs to win each course to get closer and closer to save his brother, despite his out-of-shape condition. The idea of using an unfit character is new and challenging. but the idea of this doesn't work very well, unless upgrades are available or an option to make your character's stats better. The plot is pretty good for a Newgrounds game, and the gameshow's difficulty is consistent as the puzzles vary in their difficulty and it proves fun at points.

The music is pretty basic, it's average really so not much to say there. It's upbeat, and fits a Japanese Game Show.

In conclusion, Ching Chong Beautiful is an innovative game, but the character's disability hinder this from receiving a higher score. It's average.

Animation: 5/5
Gameplay: 6/10
Plot: 4/5
Music: 4/5

Overall: 7.3/10

I'm probably gonna get this as a useless review, but I'm simply expressing my honest opinion. But I do think this is a decent challenge that might suck you in for a bit, before you get bored of the uneccesary, tripping, falling etc.

Have a nice day. guys!

Score: 10

"Pew pew chew!"

submission: Gunny Bears

date: November 30, 2009

Wait...what? On to the review!

Since this IS a stopmotion flick which is rare on Newgrounds, framerate will be replaced for animation.

The framerate is fluid, creative, (like the candy corn gun shot indications) and mouthwatering. It's pretty damn good in a nutshell.

The comedy/creativity of this is a humorous candy war, as candy corn is used for gun shots, and blood is indicated by...well, I'm not sure what type of candy you used but it WAS a red fruit snack.It's a creative candy-filled comedy war that ends up being a total waste of good candy....poor fallen gummy bears. They probably rotted or something. =/

The plot is just EPIC. Candy + Random Wars + Plot twist= EPIC. Nuff' said.

Overall it's a sugary gun fight of bliss to your eyes and supposedly your mouth since some people may try and imagine eating candy while watching this. The bit at the end just adds to this score by a lot, especially how some of us WANT some o' that there candy.

Framerate/work: 5/5
Comedy/creativity: 10/10
Plot: EPIC 5/5 (Which means more than 5/5...complicated)

Conclusion: 10/10

OK, now I need some candy. Luckily, I stocked up on extra candy after passing out most of it from Halloween....KTHXBAI.

Score: 10

"Just Awesome"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 25, 2009

As if Dr. Mario didn't have good enough music! Genius! On to the review!

The animation is pretty fluid and syncs with the song's lyrics and tune. It works very well.

The music is a remixed version of Dr. Mario's "fever" theme and add BrentalFloss's EPIC singing voice into the mix. Catchy, upbeat, and all around funny.

The lyrics are humorous like the high five part, and when the enemies are holding up signs saying that Mario is a bad doctor. The part where he quickly names diseases is probably the best part as there are a few cameo appearances. Couldn't have done it better myself.

Overall, this is a catchy classic parody of an ALREADY catchy classic.

Animation: 5/5
Music: 10/10
Lyrics: 5/5

Perfect score. This is one of Floss' best piece of work. You should make more animations with him.

Score: 9

"No comment"

submission: Left 4 Bed

date: November 6, 2009

How nice. On to the review!

The animation is fluid but the characters are a bit blocky. A lot of the scenes range from detailed to just plain weird in animation. Pretty good.

The comedy is a rape scene pretty much with quotes bill might or did say in Left 4 Dead. Gross but effective.

The plot is what I suppose to be Bill has gone crazy and thinks Louis is Zoey so just rapes the shit outta him. I suppose this would work since Bill is a war veteran and now dealing with a zombie apocalypse. If that's NOT the case then this is just funny. Period.

The characters are just Louis and Bill with Zoey and Francis in one scene creeped the fuck out. Bill has gone batshit crazy while Louis is one of those guys in a prison who's getting anal raped.

The voice is audio you found, but the voiceacting sounds very similar to the original voiceactors. Nuff' said thar.

So, overall Left 4 Bed is a funny animation of an audio clip of a twisted rape scene from Left 4 Dead. Think this could with a smoker? Heh, heh.

Animation: 5/5
Comedy:8/10
Plot:4/5
Characters:4.5/5
Voice:5/5

Overall: 8.7/10 which gets you a 9 since I round my scores up.

All I gotta say is this is classic yet twisted like some of your other flash cartoons. Good job!

Score: 10

"How....nice?"

submission: Rwd: 032 Orgasm Girl

date: October 16, 2009

Eh....le-let's just get on to the review.

The animation is the classic animation style of funny limb movements and facial expressions that looks like it was drawn by a 3 year old artist. That's a good thing now.

The comedy is the random quality spam we know and love. Random plot came up within a few minutes, and just slap some funny jokes on to this and there ya go. This RWD is half gay joke, half awkward job application plot. With 100% RWD of course, heh. I also liked how you put in a "japanese underground game" reference. The poster gave me a few lolz. The jokes about orgasm girl being a lezbo...eh can't think of a word for what she does at night, Oh, well.

The voiceacting is just you and your funny character voices. Nuff' said there.

The characters are simple: Bob Loblaw is a common guy who hires workers that rejects the very awkward ones. Cliche, but appropiate.

Orgasm girl is a bit more original. She's the "sexiest lesbian angel" around. In other words, she's a lezbo that touched hot chicks at night while they sleep. A bit vulgar but humorous and slightly original.

So there ya have it Yotam. A humorous, odd job application of a character named Orgasm Girl with an awkward lesbian "job" at night. Humorous, short, kind of original, and what we know and love as quality ha- I mean spam. I'd like some ham with this spam please.

Le conclusion:
Animation: 4.5/5
Comedy: 10/10
Plot: 3/5
Characters: 4/5
Voice:5/5 (from the lolz I got from it)

Now I'm going to get a sandwich.

Score: 8

"It's better"

submission: DeDeDe´s Minions Ep. 2

date: August 30, 2009

Not that funny though. Onto the review!

The spritework, as always, is very well made their facial expressions are pretty good too. The backgrounds are your common Kirby game backgrounds, not much to say there.

The comedy is weak, as it's just the characters making idiotic choices and rambling on about stuff.

The voiceacting improved, even though I'm not so sure Rina-Chan should be the voice of Rocky. Takeshi's voice actor is pretty good as far as voice acting for Ninjas goes. DeDeDe's voice actor makes it seems like he's a different person. Speaking of DeDeDe, the gay jokes are pretty weak too.

The plot is pretty much another parody of Bowser's Kingdom. The character development for some of them is similar to Bowser's Kingdom too. Like Allen is like Steve the idiot Pirhana plant and Tac reminds me of the Karate Duo Number #1 (NUMBER 1!), while DeDeDE is no doubt supposed to be similar to Bowser. Ike and Phil well, you know they're the Jeff and Hal of the parody/flash.

Overall it's a decent, parody of another flash with better voice acting then the prequel, and some new characters.

Graphics: 5/5

Comedy: 6/10

Plot: 4/5

Overall: 8.5/10

Btw, I guess Rina-Chan would have to be Rocky since their aren't really any female characters in the kirby series.

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: DeDeDe´s Minions Ep.1

date: August 30, 2009

But I have a few problems. Onto the review!

The spritework is fluid and the character's mouth movements are pretty good. Their facial expressions are nice, and the background has a few funny moments in it. I don't find any problems with the sprites in this flash.

The comedy....well, it's not that great considering the voice acting was weak and the mic was a little off. I mean this flash is pretty much the kirby version of Bowser's Kingdom. Yeah, sure it's similar but it's not a bad flash. It's just Ike and Phil messing around and getting to know each other really. Which covers the plot there.

It's a well done, parody of Bowser's Kingdom including Kirby charcters, but with weak voice acting.

Graphics: 5/5

Comedy: 5/10

Plot: It's like a parody of Bowser's Kingdom, so it's pretty much the same thing as the first episode. 4/5

Overall: 8/10

I also noticed how Kirby was kicking the ass of the Waddle Dees and Doos in the background like Mario did to the Shy Guys, Koopa Troopas, and Goombas in the first episode of Bowser's Kingdom. Not bad.

Score: 10

"ZOMGWTFLOLBBQ"

submission: Beast Boi Pt.4

date: August 28, 2009

Vegetable man never leaves!

Score: 10

"His search is endless!"

submission: Beast Boi Pt.3

date: August 28, 2009

Release the beast!

Score: 10

"Holy sh**"

submission: Beast Boi Pt.2

date: August 28, 2009

It's the return of vegetable man!